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Epic Motherf@ckin’ Meal Time Back in Full Force, Haters!

Sep. 06 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, geek, music, Popular Stupidity, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Alright, so it’s no secret I’ve been wicked slacking off the last three weeks or so with the ever-important posting of the Epic Meal Time boys’ adventures. I’ve been busy, but I know that’s no excuse. So for that, I most humbly and sincerely apologize.

You ever seen a guy eat 9mm bullets made by the sheer force of crushing a Jack Daniel’s soaked burgers into ammunition? Well I don’t really want to spoil it for you, but here it is, back to get your bacon on, and in this episode, they truly show some serious bacon sweet, sweet love, with a heavy nod to the interwebs nerds out there and their mad video editing skills. Nerds and bacon, what more could you possible ask for, you greedy bastards?

Observe, gaze and be amazed. Watch it at least twice to fully soak in the awesomeness.

West Coast Burger Pile – Epic Meal Time

And if you happened to be wondering about that awesome track at the end of every episode, you can find the full dubstep bacon beats here:

And another sweet dubstep mix called the “Sauce Boss” by Plavik & Quixin:

Plavik & Quixin – Sauce Boss (EpicMealtime Dubstep)

[r.b.]

Real World Contract: You Could Die, Get AIDS – ‘Village Voice’ highlights the frighteningly specific warnings

Aug. 04 celebrity, culture, stupid, television Comments

www.newser.com/story/125063/real-world-contract-you-could-die-get-aids.html

Like getting raped and contracting aids? Then perhaps being on MTV’s the Real World is right for you!

Real Reality sets in for Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt when Reality TV ‘stars’ go broke and have to move in with parents.

Aug. 03 celebrity, culture, television Comments

abcnews.go.com/m/story?id=14221423

I have no idea who these people are, and thankfully, history will forget them too!

Awww crap. I bet that press release was just a setup for a new reality show of them living at home and being broke. Nevermind. There are too many people who have no lives and would want to watch this garbage.

Casey Anthony Offered $500,000 To Pose For Hustler

Jul. 29 celebrity, culture, national news, Popular Stupidity, social media, stupid Comments

www.businessinsider.com/larry-flynt-casey-anthony-hustler-2011-7

Larry Flint (He’s still alive?) Is a fricken genious. That’s probably going to be one of the best selling issues of Hustler in recorded history. Even if she doesnt do it, just the proposal has gotten Hustler tons of free Publicity. And in the smut peddling industry, there is no such thing as bad publicity.

Bacon & Birds, Hater! Also, What Dogs Do When You’re Not Around…

Jul. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, Jenna Marbles, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Epic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.

Pigs n' Poultry – Epic Meal Time

Also, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.