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Epic Meal Time – Bringing It to the Great Outdoors… With Liquor and Bacon!

Sep. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Another Tuesday is upon us, greaslings! And with it comes another titillating episode of the web’s greatest, most ridiculous cooking show of all time! This week the boys of EMT bring it down and dirty, camping style. They venture outside to get crunked out and inspired by the culinary delights around the campfire. But not too far outside, ’cause they got tweets, to tweet, goddammit! If you love s’mores, gaze and be amazed at how they so unceremoniously bastardize, violate and sodomize your favorite campfire treat!

Big Stupid S'More! – Epic Meal Time

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Epic Motherf@ckin’ Meal Time Back in Full Force, Haters!

Sep. 06 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, geek, music, Popular Stupidity, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Alright, so it’s no secret I’ve been wicked slacking off the last three weeks or so with the ever-important posting of the Epic Meal Time boys’ adventures. I’ve been busy, but I know that’s no excuse. So for that, I most humbly and sincerely apologize.

You ever seen a guy eat 9mm bullets made by the sheer force of crushing a Jack Daniel’s soaked burgers into ammunition? Well I don’t really want to spoil it for you, but here it is, back to get your bacon on, and in this episode, they truly show some serious bacon sweet, sweet love, with a heavy nod to the interwebs nerds out there and their mad video editing skills. Nerds and bacon, what more could you possible ask for, you greedy bastards?

Observe, gaze and be amazed. Watch it at least twice to fully soak in the awesomeness.

West Coast Burger Pile – Epic Meal Time

And if you happened to be wondering about that awesome track at the end of every episode, you can find the full dubstep bacon beats here:

And another sweet dubstep mix called the “Sauce Boss” by Plavik & Quixin:

Plavik & Quixin – Sauce Boss (EpicMealtime Dubstep)

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Bacon & Birds, Hater! Also, What Dogs Do When You’re Not Around…

Jul. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, Jenna Marbles, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Epic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.

Pigs n' Poultry – Epic Meal Time

Also, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.

What Dogs Do When You're Not Home

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Epic Meal Time Tuesday Doesn’t Disappoint This Week! Bacon, Bitches, Booze and… a Bazooka? Oh Hell Yeah!

Jul. 19 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Tuesday comes around again my friends, and after weeks of preparing myself for disappointment, imagine my surprise when I check my YouTube subscriptions and find an episode of Epic Meal Time that does not disappoint! After being let down by the last few episodes, I must admit I’m totally “blown away” by the creative genius of this one. (Har har. You’ll get it when you watch the video.) I mean seriously, who would think of making a fast food-kabob on the end of a freakin’ rifle bayonet?

In this episode you’ve got bacon, you’ve got bitches, you’ve got booze, and you’ve even got a fucking bazooka! Potato? Nah, motherfucker, that shit’s a grenade! Add to this mix one crazy, heavily armed Russian and you’ve got a video that screams EPIC WIN. After all, what goes better together than bacon, guns, booze, and girls? I can’t think of a more awesome combination to fill up six minutes of interweb dicking-around time. Can you? I didn’t think so… MusclesGlases, now with more gun. Fuckin’ smart!

Russian Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

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After Weeks of Disappointment… EPIC MEAL TIME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

Jun. 28 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

After weeks upon weeks of a complete lack of inspiration to write anything, and nothing in the news catching my interest in really any way at all, I finally have something to post about. And it just so happens on Epic Meal Time Tuesday.

I make it no secret that for nearly a month I’ve been sorely disappointed in the new episodes of Epic Meal Time coming out every Tuesday, especially last week’s garish flaunting of drunken debauchery. Not that I’m anywhere against drunken debauchery, just that there’s a time and place, and it’s place is not on Epic Meal Time, unless it involves some fucking meat and a shitload of bacon. So, with that said, this week’s episode finally came to the rescue of what I almost thought was a crumbling franchise. In it there is comedy, drinking, hot bitches, Jack Daniel’s, sexy saaaawceah, some Steven Seagal-esque neck snapping, and retarded amounts of unhealthy consumption of bacon and in general. You’ve brought me back my faith, Epic Meal Time, and for that I thank you.

For now…

Fast Food Meatloaf – Epic Meal Time