I found this week’s edition of Jenna Marbles’ rants, raves and general ridiculousness particularly amusing. In it, she takes a little time to analyze and process the oddities and inconsistencies evident in some of the world’s most treasured Disney movies as compared to what we know of as reality.
So what exactly do Disney movies teach children and how do they shape those young, malleable minds? In really fucked up ways, that’s how…
It’s Wednesday, weeeeeeeee! And of course with another Odin’s Day comes a new and exciting episode from the woman I will one day sedate and force to marry me, the one, the only, Jenna Marbles. This week features a deep and cutting expose on the inner workings of the female mind while engaged in the act of driving. Having been in my fair share of automobiles with females driving, (in some cases nearly meeting death as a result,) I can attest with full conviction that this is an accurate depiction of what must be going through most girls’ minds when they are behind the wheel. Seriously, no offense ladies, but once the car door closes and your foot touches that gas pedal, it’s like your brains sever all neural pathways to the center that controls your higher motor functions and all synapses retreat deeply into the enigmatic netherverse hidden somewhere deep in your incredibly complicated psyches. I don’t get it. I never will.
This week’s edition of the Jenna Marbles webisodes really solidified my love/hate relationship with drunk white girls. Or just drunk girls in general. One the one hand they’re sloppy, stumbling, disheveled and generally pathetic messes of mascara and eyeliner running down their faces while they bawl their eyes out about some boy who rejected them six months ago. On the other hand, a lot of times they feel inspired to take their clothes off for the entertainment of the male population nearby. I don’t know what that may say about some underlying daddy issues from their pasts, but as a male, it’s generally quite enjoyable. Especially if she’s not your girlfriend and you don’t even know the girl, much less have to talk to her.
With that said, here is Jenna Marbles’ take on drunken white girls at the club, I found it quite amusing, accurate, and true-to-form of her insightful journeys into the minds and psyches of the humans around us. Enjoy!
Epic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.
Also, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.
I should forewarn you that the following video is absolutely not safe for a professional working environment and I assume no responsibility for any trouble you may get yourself into by viewing it in such a setting. If you do, you either work somewhere really cool or you’re a total fucking retard.
So, with that said… I have recently become enamored by another YouTube sensation who goes by the name of Jenna Marbles. She publishes videos every Wednesday which I am now going to be compelled to post here for those of you who may not be aware of her talents. Aside from looking the part of fantastically attractive platinum blonde-ish model, which I’m pretty sure she is, her videos showcase a bitingly sarcastic wit and sardonic sense of humor I can’t help but laugh my ass off at. Her videos are definitely something worth checking out.
As an aside, I’m pretty sure that given the choice, I would saw off my left nut manually with a rusty circular saw blade to marry this woman. That’s how much I enjoy her humor. Prepare for your first dose of Jenna Marbles, courtesy of SourBrains.Org, and if you enjoy this video, please check out her channel on [YouTube by clicking here] and watch the rest of her collection. They’re really a fantastic way to start or cap off your Wednesdays.
