Category: Popular Stupidity

Facebook’s New ‘Timeline’ Layout – Convenient Social Tool or Privacy Destroyer?

Facebook FSometime over the next few weeks, the social networking site we all love to hate will be getting a major facelift. Forget all those little minor changes that have been popping up with increasing frequency over the past year or so that everyone loves to bitch and moan about, they’re nothing compared to what Mark Zuckerberg has in store for us this time around.

As most of you already know, especially you early-adopters and developers, Facebook will be converting all profiles into a brand new “timeline” layout which will archive pretty much everything you’ve ever done on Facebook since the very moment you joined the site. (Which I’m sure some of you area already regretting.) While this new timeline layout could actually prove not to suck giant donkey balls, there are some features and serious new privacy concerns you should really be aware of before your new timeline profile goes live. Keep in mind anyone you’ve allowed access to your profile will be able to see everything you’ve ever done on Facebook… ever. There are those of us who that idea simply horrifies. Perhaps you have overshared in the past and have been lulled into a false sense of security knowing no one will ever see those stupid posts again. Perhaps you have some embarrassing photos you would rather people not have access to. Perhaps you are simply like me, and you make it a very personal habit of constantly updating your privacy settings so as few people in the general public can see anything you don’t want them to. (Which in and of itself is probably a fallacy anyway, but you can’t blame us for trying.) Here is a screenshot of what the new layout will look like:

Facebook Timeline

An Example of the New Timline Layout

Now at first glance it doesn’t look so bad, right? It could even prove useful. It even gives you options you never had before to mark statuses in a plethora of different ways, share photos from way back, tag things you never did before… but as I said before, it also makes everything you’ve ever done on Facebook easily accessible to anyone you freely share with. Personally, this makes me uncomfortable and as soon as this new layout goes live I will be furiously combing the site for any changed privacy settings and adjusting them all to the “don’t show a goddamn thing to anybody without expressly consulting me” level. However, many of you may actually like this new layout. It’s certainly not hard on the eyes and gives people a chance to share things in ways previously unavailable on Facebook, which I thought was impossible, but way to go Zuckerberg, you’ve given the general public a whole buttload of brand new ways to ignorantly expose themselves once again.

Anyway, as you can probably tell, I’m a little bit biased to this whole operation going down. As guilty as I am of sharing completely inane and stupid details about my daily life, my cats, my hatred of hipsters, and sometimes even my bowel movements, I still don’t particularly like the idea of anyone on my friends list being able to comb through my entire Facebook history with a few clicks of the mouse. So, with all that said, I’ve compiled a list of informative and also cautionary articles you might want to have a look at before you eagerly embrace or furiously demonize this newest huge change to Facebook. I suggest you at least read some of them and absorb the knowledge the developers have amassed.

[PC World Article on the New Features and Privacy Concerns of "Timeline"]

[GigaOM Article Discussing the Benefits and Hazards of the New Features]

[Digital Trends Article Including a FAQ About the New Timeline Layout]

[Very Short FaceCrooks Article About Privacy Issues with the New Layout]

[PC Magazine Article "10 Things You Should Know About Facebook Timeline"]

Share with caution, my friends. Now more than ever. Or just migrate to Google+ (refer to SourBrains.Org migration article [HERE] for how-to guide.) Or, just wait for November 5th in hopes that the Anonymous hacker collective will in fact destroy all data on the Facebook servers one and for all. Guess we’ll see, huh?

 

 

 

[r.b.]

Holy Mother of an Unexpected Child?!!

 

 

 

 

SEE THIS LINK!!

Or else it’s…

BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!!

 

 

 

 

Share this with every woman you know. Birth control has been sent out that has the dummy pills on the wrong dates and could cause unexpected pregnancies. Check the products in the link above to find out if you may be affected. And for the love of NOBABIES, send this to every woman you know!

If this isn’t stopped you can expect to see this level of violence on the streets once these babies are born!

Epic suicide note a masterful work of philosophy – CUP Newswire – StumbleUpon

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www.stumbleupon.com/su/347reZ/cupwire.ca/articles/37979

Someone please find a link to this and post it in the comments. I need to read this. It’s important to the essence of my being.

Found it.

www.stumbleupon.com/su/347reZ/cupwire.ca/articles/37979

Epic Motherf@ckin’ Meal Time Back in Full Force, Haters!

Epic Meal Time LogoAlright, so it’s no secret I’ve been wicked slacking off the last three weeks or so with the ever-important posting of the Epic Meal Time boys’ adventures.  I’ve been busy, but I know that’s no excuse. So for that, I most humbly and sincerely apologize.

You ever seen a guy eat 9mm bullets made by the sheer force of crushing a Jack Daniel’s soaked burgers into ammunition? Well I don’t really want to spoil it for you, but here it is, back to get your bacon on, and in this episode, they truly show some serious bacon sweet, sweet love, with a heavy nod to the interwebs nerds out there and their mad video editing skills. Nerds and bacon, what more could you possible ask for, you greedy bastards?

Observe, gaze and be amazed. Watch it at least twice to fully soak in the awesomeness.

West Coast Burger Pile – Epic Meal Time

 

And if you happened to be wondering about that awesome track at the end of every episode, you can find the full dubstep bacon beats here:

And another sweet dubstep mix called the “Sauce Boss” by Plavik & Quixin:

Plavik & Quixin – Sauce Boss (EpicMealtime Dubstep)

 

 

[r.b.]

Terrible boys taking terrible photos of girls terribly drunk.

A New Phenomenon is occurring on the internet that is if not downright illegal, downright wrong. More and more people are posting up photos of their friends and ex lover’s in compromising positions. I for one, happen to be in possession of a lot of photos of a lot of my friends in such a way. I however, like my friends, and wouldn’t want to be completely hated by them. But people who post on isanyoneup or drunklastnight or textsfromlastnight are increasingly betraying eachother’s trust and seemingly seeing no consequences from it. I myself, am still doing stupid things I should be ashamed of, and posing for photos while doing it, but thankfully, I have yet to end up on any of those sites… (at least that I know of). If I find out anyone posted my stuff on any of these sites, the toilet samurai will come at you with full vengaence!

NSFW (Not Safe For Work):   Show

Remember those days? Neither do I. Be thankful I never was this mean to take photos of you all in this bad a state. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!! Bwahaha

For those of you who want to view these websites, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T DO THIS AT WORK!! here are the links. isanyoneup.com, drunklastnight.com, and textsfromlastnight.com

Now get out there and go do terrible things on camera! My amusement demands it! haha

 

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