To all you mothers out there… Thank you for raising the next generation to not be spoiled little degenerate shitheads with no common sense or vision or sense of duty to their fellow human beings or planet.
Thank you for teaching them the value of community and not raising them to be anti-social illiterate and un-deservingly arrogant.
Thank you for teaching them skills to help improve our situation on this planet, rather than having them be burdens on us all.
Thank you for teaching them to share instead of having them believe some bullshit notion of entitlement and that their mommy and daddy did everything themselves and the cooperation and coming together of the community they live in had nothing to do with it.
Thank you for teaching them about the world and all of its peoples and the good and the bad of every country including this one so they will be raised to have connection with all peoples of the world instead of some moronic nationalist pride for a nation that claims to be the best in the world but can’t seem to find a way to keep everyone employed, or not keep our jails filled.
Thank you for teaching them the value of peace so they won’t grow up believing the bullshit that war is some necessary thing and that all human beings HAVE to be violent because that is our natural state.
Thank you for teaching them about the plight of poor people across the world, and about how cheap it would be to educate them to become self sustaining and productive citizens instead of wasting our money on blowing people up and bailouts for the incompetent rich that scream and call everyone else a socialist when we the actual people who make this world work and anything WORTH living in want more services and benefits for the middle class and poor (or at least NOT to cut our benefits) but those same corporatist fucktards claim some special exemption when they ask us, the tax-payers to bail them out and then still claim that socialism is evil and immoral even though they themselves benefited so greatly from it.
Thank you for not raising them to be too proud, stupid, and hypocritical to even realize just how ignorant and and totally lacking in self awareness they come off. Thank you for instilling in them an ability to be self aware and aware of their surroundings so they will be good decision makers instead of short sided nitwits.
And thank you for not raising them to be suckers and not read the contracts they sign and the bills that they may someday pass into law. Thank you for ensuring that they will protect themselves through knowledge where the businesses and our regulators will either fail to or will work actively against them for the sake of maximizing profits while shifting the cost onto we the tax paying citizens of this world.
And thank you for giving them a moral backbone that cannot be corrupted by the flash of a few hundred dollar bills in their face and a ride on a corporate jet.
Thank you for not raising the next generation who will continue us down this path of global destruction, chaos, and moral decay.
Our Children are our future. Let’s just hope we haven’t fucked them with how stupid we were and how short sighted ours and previous generations have been, never quite looking past our own instant gratification and selfish wants… let alone glimpsing into the needs of the rest of our world or what would be good for us in the long run.
Thank you for breaking the cycle. Our species would have died out had you not said enough was enough and stopped the insanity there.
Happy Mothers Day.
I Love You Mom.
I Miss You Grammy.
Your Dearest Son and Grandson,
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