It’s Wednesday, weeeeeeeee! And of course with another Odin’s Day comes a new and exciting episode from the woman I will one day sedate and force to marry me, the one, the only, Jenna Marbles. This week features a deep and cutting expose on the inner workings of the female mind while engaged in the act of driving. Having been in my fair share of automobiles with females driving, (in some cases nearly meeting death as a result,) I can attest with full conviction that this is an accurate depiction of what must be going through most girls’ minds when they are behind the wheel. Seriously, no offense ladies, but once the car door closes and your foot touches that gas pedal, it’s like your brains sever all neural pathways to the center that controls your higher motor functions and all synapses retreat deeply into the enigmatic netherverse hidden somewhere deep in your incredibly complicated psyches. I don’t get it. I never will.

[r.b.]