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After Weeks of Disappointment… EPIC MEAL TIME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

Epic Meal Time LogoAfter weeks upon weeks of a complete lack of inspiration to write anything, and nothing in the news catching my interest in really any way at all, I finally have something to post about. And it just so happens on Epic Meal Time Tuesday.

I make it no secret that for nearly a month I’ve been sorely disappointed in the new episodes of Epic Meal Time coming out every Tuesday, especially last week’s garish flaunting of drunken debauchery. Not that I’m anywhere against drunken debauchery, just that there’s a time and place, and it’s place is not on Epic Meal Time, unless it involves some fucking meat and a shitload of bacon. So, with that said, this week’s episode finally came to the rescue of what I almost thought was a crumbling franchise. In it there is comedy, drinking, hot bitches, Jack Daniel’s, sexy saaaawceah, some Steven Seagal-esque neck snapping, and retarded amounts of unhealthy consumption of bacon and in general. You’ve brought me back my faith, Epic Meal Time, and for that I thank you.

For now…

Fast Food Meatloaf – Epic Meal Time

 

 

[r.b.]

Tuesday Comes Again, Greaslings. Hater, Whatchu Know About Selection??

Epic Meal Time LogoAnother Tuesday has come to pass, fellow bacon-engorged, crazy-Canadian-loving, Jack-Daniel’s-swilling fans of the greatest cooking show on the planet earth, and this means only one thing: Yet another fantastic episode of Epic Meal Time is upon us!

This week, the crew of Epic Meal Time is zeroed in on a delicious and versatile staple of at least the North American food supply, also commonly found in British households, and even the Caribbean- the great and tasty combination of macaroni and cheese. A dish dating back as far as medieval 14th century England called Makerouns, it’s evolved into many different variations and fantastical concoctions over the centuries. Especially involving bacon. But these guys aren’t cooking up any ordinary mac & cheese, they go all out to spice it up so many ways it’ll make your silly little head spin. We’re talking hot dogs, extra cheese, bacon & hot sauce. There’s some bacon & meat-wrapped hot dogs, deep fried over mac & cheese. There’s even poutine mac & cheese, chock full of cheese curds & tasty gravy. And my personal favorite the Hebrew mac & cheese, with cream cheese and lox. Yeah, you get your Jew on, mac & cheese. And that’s only the main courses, just wait till dessert, haters. It’ll blow your mind.

Maximum Mac & Cheese – Epic Meal Time

 

[r.b.]
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