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Epic Meal Time – Bringing It to the Great Outdoors… With Liquor and Bacon!

Sep. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Another Tuesday is upon us, greaslings! And with it comes another titillating episode of the web’s greatest, most ridiculous cooking show of all time! This week the boys of EMT bring it down and dirty, camping style. They venture outside to get crunked out and inspired by the culinary delights around the campfire. But not too far outside, ’cause they got tweets, to tweet, goddammit! If you love s’mores, gaze and be amazed at how they so unceremoniously bastardize, violate and sodomize your favorite campfire treat!

Big Stupid S'More! – Epic Meal Time

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters – Where Your Lamb Heads At??

Apr. 12 celebrity, Comedy, culture, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Yet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.

This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera, it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.

The Hell Hound of Goatflesh and Bacon, Bitch.

Now go! Do not be afraid, ye mere mortals! Do not avert your eyes to this otherworldly abomination!

Puzzle of the Lambs – Epic Meal Time

And always remember: Pay the proper respect to the SAUCE BOSS, bitch.

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters. Whatchu Know About Bollywood?

Mar. 29 celebrity, Comedy, culture, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Bacon and Jack Daniel's, Bitches.

That’s right, greaslings, another epic Tuesday is upon us. This time the crew at Epic Meal Time is bringing culture back, with BACON. So whatchu know about the second most densely populated country in the world? Yes, I speak of India, home of beautiful belly dancers and some totally sweet, heavily decorated elephants. That’s right, they’re bringing you some epic Indian cuisine, straight from the bacon Taj Mahal. All while keeping it gangsta, the only way they know how, with a little bit of firepower. And bacon.

So take a journey with me to the exotic far east to a little place in South Asia home to some of the most deliciously spicy curried-up food that ever was and will be. Come with me as I explore the alluring and colorful ways of the Hindu people and their sweet turban head gear. Behold, gaze and be amazed as Epic Meal Time tears it up. Awhutup Indian-style?

Epic Indian Experience – Epic Meal Time