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After Weeks of Disappointment… EPIC MEAL TIME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

Epic Meal Time LogoAfter weeks upon weeks of a complete lack of inspiration to write anything, and nothing in the news catching my interest in really any way at all, I finally have something to post about. And it just so happens on Epic Meal Time Tuesday.

I make it no secret that for nearly a month I’ve been sorely disappointed in the new episodes of Epic Meal Time coming out every Tuesday, especially last week’s garish flaunting of drunken debauchery. Not that I’m anywhere against drunken debauchery, just that there’s a time and place, and it’s place is not on Epic Meal Time, unless it involves some fucking meat and a shitload of bacon. So, with that said, this week’s episode finally came to the rescue of what I almost thought was a crumbling franchise. In it there is comedy, drinking, hot bitches, Jack Daniel’s, sexy saaaawceah, some Steven Seagal-esque neck snapping, and retarded amounts of unhealthy consumption of bacon and in general. You’ve brought me back my faith, Epic Meal Time, and for that I thank you.

For now…

Fast Food Meatloaf – Epic Meal Time

 

 

[r.b.]

It’s Tuesday Again, Haters – Where Your Lamb Heads At??

Epic Meal Time LogoYet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.

This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera,  it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.

Lamb Goat Cerberus

The Hell Hound of Goatflesh and Bacon, Bitch.

Now go! Do not be afraid, ye mere mortals! Do not avert your eyes to this otherworldly abomination!

Puzzle of the Lambs – Epic Meal Time

Sauce BossAnd always remember: Pay the proper respect to the SAUCE BOSS, bitch.

[r.b]
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