After weeks upon weeks of a complete lack of inspiration to write anything, and nothing in the news catching my interest in really any way at all, I finally have something to post about. And it just so happens on Epic Meal Time Tuesday.
I make it no secret that for nearly a month I’ve been sorely disappointed in the new episodes of Epic Meal Time coming out every Tuesday, especially last week’s garish flaunting of drunken debauchery. Not that I’m anywhere against drunken debauchery, just that there’s a time and place, and it’s place is not on Epic Meal Time, unless it involves some fucking meat and a shitload of bacon. So, with that said, this week’s episode finally came to the rescue of what I almost thought was a crumbling franchise. In it there is comedy, drinking, hot bitches, Jack Daniel’s, sexy saaaawceah, some Steven Seagal-esque neck snapping, and retarded amounts of unhealthy consumption of bacon and in general. You’ve brought me back my faith, Epic Meal Time, and for that I thank you.
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