Tag: cheese

Bacon & Birds, Hater! Also, What Dogs Do When You’re Not Around…

Epic Meal Time LogoEpic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.

Pigs n' Poultry – Epic Meal Time

 

Jenna MarblesAlso, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.

What Dogs Do When You're Not Home

 

 

 

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Epic Meal Time Tuesday Comes and Comes Again, Hater! Whatchu Know About the Cheesy Sauce?

Epic Meal Time LogoEpic Meal Time comin’ at you with some more of them fucked up, tasty eats, hater. This time they boys of EMT take the classic grilled cheese sandwich and put it through an EPIC twist. Guest-starring in this episode is one techno-electronic trance-dance music guru DeadMau5 from [Ultra Records] wielding a broadsword, some epic tunes, crazy headgear and some serious cheesy love. If you’re into electronic music, check out DeadMau5′s [YouTube Channel Here.]

Many pounds of delicious cheeses, many pounds of bacon, many cheese doodles and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips make up this week’s epsiode, along with an appearance by one strangely curious but very lucky animal… Bring on the cheese!

Cheesy Grilled Cheese Tower – Epic Meal Time

 

 

 

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Tuesday Comes Again, Greaslings. Hater, Whatchu Know About Selection??

Epic Meal Time LogoAnother Tuesday has come to pass, fellow bacon-engorged, crazy-Canadian-loving, Jack-Daniel’s-swilling fans of the greatest cooking show on the planet earth, and this means only one thing: Yet another fantastic episode of Epic Meal Time is upon us!

This week, the crew of Epic Meal Time is zeroed in on a delicious and versatile staple of at least the North American food supply, also commonly found in British households, and even the Caribbean- the great and tasty combination of macaroni and cheese. A dish dating back as far as medieval 14th century England called Makerouns, it’s evolved into many different variations and fantastical concoctions over the centuries. Especially involving bacon. But these guys aren’t cooking up any ordinary mac & cheese, they go all out to spice it up so many ways it’ll make your silly little head spin. We’re talking hot dogs, extra cheese, bacon & hot sauce. There’s some bacon & meat-wrapped hot dogs, deep fried over mac & cheese. There’s even poutine mac & cheese, chock full of cheese curds & tasty gravy. And my personal favorite the Hebrew mac & cheese, with cream cheese and lox. Yeah, you get your Jew on, mac & cheese. And that’s only the main courses, just wait till dessert, haters. It’ll blow your mind.

Maximum Mac & Cheese – Epic Meal Time

 

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters. Whatchu Know About Bollywood?

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Bacon and Jack Daniel's, Bitches.

That’s right, greaslings, another epic Tuesday is upon us. This time the crew at Epic Meal Time is bringing culture back, with BACON. So whatchu know about the second most densely populated country in the world? Yes, I speak of India, home of beautiful belly dancers and some totally sweet, heavily decorated elephants. That’s right, they’re bringing you some epic Indian cuisine, straight from the bacon Taj Mahal. All while keeping it gangsta, the only way they know how, with a little bit of firepower. And bacon.

So take a journey with me to the exotic far east to a little place in South Asia home to some of the most deliciously spicy curried-up food that ever was and will be. Come with me as I explore the alluring and colorful ways of the Hindu people and their sweet turban head gear. Behold, gaze and be amazed as Epic Meal Time tears it up. Awhutup Indian-style?

Epic Indian Experience – Epic Meal Time

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