Tag: comedy

Jenna Marbles – They See Me Rollin’ They Hatin’…

Jenna MarblesIt’s Wednesday, weeeeeeeee! And of course with another Odin’s Day comes a new and exciting episode from the woman I will one day sedate and force to marry me, the one, the only, Jenna Marbles. This week features a deep and cutting expose on the inner workings of the female mind while engaged in the act of driving. Having been in my fair share of automobiles with females driving, (in some cases nearly meeting death as a result,) I can attest with full conviction that this is an accurate depiction of what must be going through most girls’ minds when they are behind the wheel. Seriously, no offense ladies, but once the car door closes and your foot touches that gas pedal, it’s like your brains sever all neural pathways to the center that controls your higher motor functions and all synapses retreat deeply into the enigmatic netherverse hidden somewhere deep in your incredibly complicated psyches. I don’t get it. I never will.

What Girls Do In The Car

 

 

 

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Jenna Marbles – An Accurate Depiction of the Lunatic Behavior of Drunken White Girls

Jenna MarblesThis week’s edition of the Jenna Marbles webisodes really solidified my love/hate relationship with drunk white girls. Or just drunk girls in general. One the one hand they’re sloppy, stumbling, disheveled and generally pathetic messes of mascara and eyeliner running down their faces while they bawl their eyes out about some boy who rejected them six months ago. On the other hand, a lot of times they feel inspired to take their clothes off for the entertainment of the male population nearby. I don’t know what that may say about some underlying daddy issues from their pasts, but as a male, it’s generally quite enjoyable. Especially if she’s not your girlfriend and you don’t even know the girl, much less have to talk to her.

With that said, here is Jenna Marbles’ take on drunken white girls at the club, I found it quite amusing, accurate, and true-to-form of her insightful journeys into the minds and psyches of the humans around us. Enjoy!

 

White Girls At The Club

 

 

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Just Remember… Have Sex With Him Because That’s All You’re Good For!

Jenna MarblesI should forewarn you that the following video is absolutely not safe for a professional working environment and I assume no responsibility for any trouble you may get yourself into by viewing it in such a setting. If you do, you either work somewhere really cool or you’re a total fucking retard.

So, with that said… I have recently become enamored by another YouTube sensation who goes by the name of Jenna Marbles. She publishes videos every Wednesday which I am now going to be compelled to post here for those of you who may not be aware of her talents. Aside from looking the part of fantastically attractive platinum blonde-ish model, which I’m pretty sure she is, her videos showcase a bitingly sarcastic wit and sardonic sense of humor I can’t help but laugh my ass off at. Her videos are definitely something worth checking out.

As an aside, I’m pretty sure that given the choice, I would saw off my left nut manually with a rusty circular saw blade to marry this woman. That’s how much I enjoy her humor. Prepare for your first dose of Jenna Marbles, courtesy of SourBrains.Org, and if you enjoy this video, please check out her channel on [YouTube by clicking here] and watch the rest of her collection. They’re really a fantastic way to start or cap off your Wednesdays.

How To Get Ready For A Date

 

 

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And Lo, Moses, Great Prophet and Liberator of the Children of Israel Skyped: “Let My People Go!” | Pharaoh Blocks Him

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Moses, Son of Amram and Jochebed

I feel I would be disgracing both my Hebrew and also nerd/geek roots if I didn’t re-post this for all to appreciate, or at least get a good laugh at. It’s from a site called [GeeksAreSexy.Net] plucked from another site called [Aish.Com] which is equal parts educational, spiritual, and even quite comical in every respect to traditional and modern ways of Judaism & the Jewish people. The site publishes an electronic newsletter called “Jewlarious,” which obviously I myself subscribe to, and it’s loaded with content that’s of a biblical or spiritual nature, but also, and mostly content that’s really quite amusing, and it even has “Jtube” videos, (because I guess “JewTube” was already taken and trademarked, those crafty Hebrew brethren of mine. I’d sure like to have the ownership of that trademark.)

But anyway, this video piece here is an entertaining look at how the book of Exodus would have played out through the use of modern PCs, the internet and social media. Enjoy!

Google Exodus – Passover movie

 

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Charlie Chaplin! Google Honors a Comedy Legend!

Charlie Chaplin Google Doodle

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Charlie Chaplin Actually Was Adolph Hitler. THAT WAS THE JOKE!

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Tomorrow would have been the 122nd birthday of Charlie Chaplin, if  he had not been horribly gunned down by a ruthless gang of “natural causes.”

 

The Great Dictator- Globe Scene

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