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Epic Meal Time – Bringing It to the Great Outdoors… With Liquor and Bacon!

Sep. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Another Tuesday is upon us, greaslings! And with it comes another titillating episode of the web’s greatest, most ridiculous cooking show of all time! This week the boys of EMT bring it down and dirty, camping style. They venture outside to get crunked out and inspired by the culinary delights around the campfire. But not too far outside, ’cause they got tweets, to tweet, goddammit! If you love s’mores, gaze and be amazed at how they so unceremoniously bastardize, violate and sodomize your favorite campfire treat!

Big Stupid S'More! – Epic Meal Time

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Jenna Marbles – An Accurate Depiction of the Lunatic Behavior of Drunken White Girls

Sep. 23 celebrity, Comedy, culture, Jenna Marbles, NSFW, social media, sourbrains, video, YouTube Comments

This week’s edition of the Jenna Marbles webisodes really solidified my love/hate relationship with drunk white girls. Or just drunk girls in general. One the one hand they’re sloppy, stumbling, disheveled and generally pathetic messes of mascara and eyeliner running down their faces while they bawl their eyes out about some boy who rejected them six months ago. On the other hand, a lot of times they feel inspired to take their clothes off for the entertainment of the male population nearby. I don’t know what that may say about some underlying daddy issues from their pasts, but as a male, it’s generally quite enjoyable. Especially if she’s not your girlfriend and you don’t even know the girl, much less have to talk to her.

With that said, here is Jenna Marbles’ take on drunken white girls at the club, I found it quite amusing, accurate, and true-to-form of her insightful journeys into the minds and psyches of the humans around us. Enjoy!

White Girls At The Club

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Epic Meal Time – Rollin’ with the Bacon & Jack Dagnell’s… Zombiestyle.

Sep. 21 sourbrains Comments

Alright, so this week Epic Meal Time pulls off something pretty goddamn awesome, and by awesome I mean totally fucking disgusting to most culinary senses, but totally incredible and previously unseen in the realm of Epic Meal Time. Creative, well-produced and nicely stylized, there’s really not a whole lot I can say about this week’s episode by way of introduction without giving too much away. You’ve just got to watch it for yourselves… Romero would be proud.

Zombie Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

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Epic Motherf@ckin’ Meal Time Back in Full Force, Haters!

Sep. 06 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, geek, music, Popular Stupidity, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Alright, so it’s no secret I’ve been wicked slacking off the last three weeks or so with the ever-important posting of the Epic Meal Time boys’ adventures. I’ve been busy, but I know that’s no excuse. So for that, I most humbly and sincerely apologize.

You ever seen a guy eat 9mm bullets made by the sheer force of crushing a Jack Daniel’s soaked burgers into ammunition? Well I don’t really want to spoil it for you, but here it is, back to get your bacon on, and in this episode, they truly show some serious bacon sweet, sweet love, with a heavy nod to the interwebs nerds out there and their mad video editing skills. Nerds and bacon, what more could you possible ask for, you greedy bastards?

Observe, gaze and be amazed. Watch it at least twice to fully soak in the awesomeness.

West Coast Burger Pile – Epic Meal Time

And if you happened to be wondering about that awesome track at the end of every episode, you can find the full dubstep bacon beats here:

And another sweet dubstep mix called the “Sauce Boss” by Plavik & Quixin:

Plavik & Quixin – Sauce Boss (EpicMealtime Dubstep)

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Bacon & Birds, Hater! Also, What Dogs Do When You’re Not Around…

Jul. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, Jenna Marbles, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Epic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.

Pigs n' Poultry – Epic Meal Time

Also, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.

What Dogs Do When You're Not Home