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The US War on Healthy Food

This Criminal Wants you to eat Healthy! How Dare She!!

Street Vendors and even brick and mortar restaraunts are getting raided by the fda administration. As well as local governments with too much power. The US government is protecting major corporations, such as corn syrup producers, and major restaurant chains while stomping on the freedoms of mobile cart vendors, and restaurant owners who chose to server things like raw milk, fresh fruits, and other healthier ingredients in their foods. This is a shame that the United States government and local and state authorities are wasting not only the people’s money, by raiding these food stores with swat teams, but they are wasting the money and profits of these local businesses by destroying their way to make a living. You can see in one of the videos, a food inspector is throwing all of one restaurants food into a garbage barrel and then throwing bleach on it. This doesn’t look like regulation, this looks like mafia style thuggery. Although, it’s not quite as dramatic as burning down her business, you can see how awful these regulators are treating local business owners. The government is basically saying, do it our way. (and support big business) or get shut down. (which also supports big business). If this is truly a capitalist society, then why do we not have the right to chose our own ingredients in our ice cream? Why do we not have the freedom to drink raw milk, understanding that there are health risks? And instead of raiding raw milk producers, why are we NOT raiding the Tobacco industry, or the breweries? Don’t those products come with risks? This is a good example of how big food has the government in their pocket, and are doing whatever they can to push the little guys out of the competition. I say, food vendors across the nation should form together and create a lawsuit against major food producers and major restaurant chains for violating their rights and forming an illegal monopoly.

 

Food Truck Wars: Victory for Mobile Vendors in El Paso

 

My Streets My Eats: Free Chicago's Mobile Vendors from Anti Competitive Laws

 

Chicago Tribune Video: Health inspectors use bleach to destroy fruit

 

Recipes Every Epic Italian Should Know | Hater, Get Your Pasta On!

Epic Meal Time LogoComin’ at you with another episode of Epic Meal Time worthy of propagating along the avenues of the interwebs. This week the boys get their Italian “Masta Pasta” skills on with some truly epic Italian-inspired creations; or should I say… abominations.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a bacon-weave manicotti, and it sure looks friggin’ good. Throw in some raviolis, some tortellinis, all hand-made and encased in bacon-infused pasta dough, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for the holy land of epic Italian meals. Oh, and of course you can’t forget the Jack Daniel’s, it really ties the whole meal together. Get EPIC!

Masta Pasta – Epic Meal Time

 

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Ever Wondered How the Dark Ones Cook Their Pad Thai? Wonder No More: Vegan Black Metal Chef!

Vegan Black Metal Chef

It's not just for carnivores in corpse paint anymore...

Every once in a while something on the interwebz comes along that grabs my short attention span and lengthens it slightly. As a fan of alternative cooking “shows” I felt I must share something I found via my friend Ryan’s keen eye for awesomeness with the rest of the masses of the SourBrains/Twitter/Facebook communities. Though not a vegan myself or anything even closely resembling one, I think this guy deserves some exposure based on his selection of epic cutlery alone. And what better to go along with a nutty, tangy, tasty noodle dish from the exotic far east than the abrasive, devil-centric blastbeat music from the black murky depths of the Scandinavian wastelands. This gentleman, or perhaps this underworld demon wearing a human skin-suit, has combined the two into this seamless creation.

I therefore give you: Vegan Black Metal Chef!

Vegan Black Metal Chef Episode 1 Pad Thai

 

 

 

[r.b.]

 

Epic Meal Time Tuesday Comes and Comes Again, Hater! Whatchu Know About the Cheesy Sauce?

Epic Meal Time LogoEpic Meal Time comin’ at you with some more of them fucked up, tasty eats, hater. This time they boys of EMT take the classic grilled cheese sandwich and put it through an EPIC twist. Guest-starring in this episode is one techno-electronic trance-dance music guru DeadMau5 from [Ultra Records] wielding a broadsword, some epic tunes, crazy headgear and some serious cheesy love. If you’re into electronic music, check out DeadMau5′s [YouTube Channel Here.]

Many pounds of delicious cheeses, many pounds of bacon, many cheese doodles and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips make up this week’s epsiode, along with an appearance by one strangely curious but very lucky animal… Bring on the cheese!

Cheesy Grilled Cheese Tower – Epic Meal Time

 

 

 

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters – Where Your Lamb Heads At??

Epic Meal Time LogoYet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.

This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera,  it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.

Lamb Goat Cerberus

The Hell Hound of Goatflesh and Bacon, Bitch.

Now go! Do not be afraid, ye mere mortals! Do not avert your eyes to this otherworldly abomination!

Puzzle of the Lambs – Epic Meal Time

Sauce BossAnd always remember: Pay the proper respect to the SAUCE BOSS, bitch.

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