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Tuesday Comes Again, Greaslings. Hater, Whatchu Know About Selection??

Epic Meal Time LogoAnother Tuesday has come to pass, fellow bacon-engorged, crazy-Canadian-loving, Jack-Daniel’s-swilling fans of the greatest cooking show on the planet earth, and this means only one thing: Yet another fantastic episode of Epic Meal Time is upon us!

This week, the crew of Epic Meal Time is zeroed in on a delicious and versatile staple of at least the North American food supply, also commonly found in British households, and even the Caribbean- the great and tasty combination of macaroni and cheese. A dish dating back as far as medieval 14th century England called Makerouns, it’s evolved into many different variations and fantastical concoctions over the centuries. Especially involving bacon. But these guys aren’t cooking up any ordinary mac & cheese, they go all out to spice it up so many ways it’ll make your silly little head spin. We’re talking hot dogs, extra cheese, bacon & hot sauce. There’s some bacon & meat-wrapped hot dogs, deep fried over mac & cheese. There’s even poutine mac & cheese, chock full of cheese curds & tasty gravy. And my personal favorite the Hebrew mac & cheese, with cream cheese and lox. Yeah, you get your Jew on, mac & cheese. And that’s only the main courses, just wait till dessert, haters. It’ll blow your mind.

Maximum Mac & Cheese – Epic Meal Time

 

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters – Where Your Lamb Heads At??

Epic Meal Time LogoYet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.

This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera,  it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.

Lamb Goat Cerberus

The Hell Hound of Goatflesh and Bacon, Bitch.

Now go! Do not be afraid, ye mere mortals! Do not avert your eyes to this otherworldly abomination!

Puzzle of the Lambs – Epic Meal Time

Sauce BossAnd always remember: Pay the proper respect to the SAUCE BOSS, bitch.

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters. Whatchu Know About Bollywood?

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Bacon and Jack Daniel's, Bitches.

That’s right, greaslings, another epic Tuesday is upon us. This time the crew at Epic Meal Time is bringing culture back, with BACON. So whatchu know about the second most densely populated country in the world? Yes, I speak of India, home of beautiful belly dancers and some totally sweet, heavily decorated elephants. That’s right, they’re bringing you some epic Indian cuisine, straight from the bacon Taj Mahal. All while keeping it gangsta, the only way they know how, with a little bit of firepower. And bacon.

So take a journey with me to the exotic far east to a little place in South Asia home to some of the most deliciously spicy curried-up food that ever was and will be. Come with me as I explore the alluring and colorful ways of the Hindu people and their sweet turban head gear. Behold, gaze and be amazed as Epic Meal Time tears it up. Awhutup Indian-style?

Epic Indian Experience – Epic Meal Time

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