Some of you fine folks may have already seen this, some of you may not, however the level of stupidity and ignorance involved in this particular case makes it worth repeating. For those of you who don’t know, there has been a recent internet-wide, shit… phenomenon, (I guess?) concerning a particularly dense, ample-chested, blonde female student of UCLA named Alexandra Wallace, and her YouTube video about “Asians in the Library.” Watching this video is almost painful, as it bleeds ignorance and blatant stupidity so copiously that it kind of makes you want to jab an icepick into your ear canal and just stab, stab, stab away until the part of your brain that registers “stupid” is rendered no longer capable of processing incoming synapses. With that said, you can view this video here:
Now don’t you feel like your IQ just went down a few points? The positive side to this, however, is that the discrimination and moronic activity of Ditzy Dipshit spawned another, quite outstanding video made by YouTube user “jimmy” in response to Miss Wallace’s inexplicable display of feeble-mindedness. I cannot in mere words properly describe the hilarity, effort, talent and particularly skillful sound and video editing with which “jimmy” responded, so please, do yourself a great favor, and watch it in its entirety here:
That man is a fucking satirical genius. Wouldn’t you agree?
And apparently, Miss Wallace’s video has garnered such hostile rebuttals, up to and including death threats, that she “decided” to drop out of UCLA for fear of her own safety. Isn’t that just a horrible damn shame. This is why people should have to pass an IQ test before being allowed to breed. Seriously. I actually fully endorse this.
Congratulations, Alexandra Wallace, former UCLA student, you’re a freakin’ retard.