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Japanese Company Wants to Turn Moon Into Disco Ball – Gawker

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So this is the idea Joseph McCarthy had told me about a few months ago, and as I suspected, the Japanese have once again beaten us to the puch. Or perhaps they are just harvesting ideas from our minds? Either way, I’m excited to see this go into effect. Solar enegry absorbed in space and then beamed down to earth to power everything. From your toaster oven to your robot dog refridgerator. Now that’s a SUPA MOON!

Rube Goldberg Inspired Wooden Xylophone – Johann Sebastian Bach Would Be Proud

XylophoneThis is one of the most awesome things I’ve seen in a long time. A team of brilliantly imaginative Japanese “organic engineers” have built a Rube Goldber machine entirely out of wood, that plays like a Xylophone. Originally conceived and carried out to be a promotion for their NTT Docomo Touchwood SH-08C cell phone, I think these guys deserve far more credit than just being marketing geniuses. I can’t even fathom the kind of time and effort that must have gone into creating a fully functional, entirely wooden xylophone that doesn’t just hammer random notes, but plays a faithful wooden ball and plank reproduction of Johann Sebastian Bach’s “Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring.”

For all you non-classical fans out there, German composer Bach comprised this piece in the early 1700s, and it was first performed for an audience in the early 1720s as part of a cantata (choral composition,) by Bach entitled “Herz und Mund Tat und Leben.” Which translates pretty much to “Heart and Mouth and Deed and Life.” The underlying choral melody was composed by fellow musician and violinist Johan Schop, though he doesn’t really ever get any credit for it. Yeah, I’m kind of a classical music nerd. Sue me.

Anyway, the point is, you should watch this video, whether you enjoy classical music or not, for the sheer ingenuity and massive amounts of calculations, time, and effort that must have gone into making something of this magnitude. And out in the middle of the friggin’ woods, no less. So enjoy, audiophiles and those appreciative of creative engineering, as I give you Bach’s “Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring” as performed by a bunch of brillaint, crazy Japanese guys who get paid(!!) to come up with shit like this. Mindbendingly awesome on all accounts. You fucking rock on, crazy-brilliant Japanese dudes.

森の木琴

[r.b.]

 

Apparently, Publishing Blatant Video Racism via Global Media Is a Bad Idea! Who knew?

Alexandra Wallce, UCLA's Finest DipshitSome of you fine folks may have already seen this, some of you may not, however the level of stupidity and ignorance involved in this particular case makes it worth repeating. For those of you who don’t know, there has been a recent internet-wide, shit… phenomenon, (I guess?) concerning a particularly dense, ample-chested, blonde female student of UCLA named Alexandra Wallace, and her YouTube video about “Asians in the Library.” Watching this video is almost painful, as it bleeds ignorance and blatant stupidity so copiously that it kind of makes you want to jab an icepick into your ear canal and just stab, stab, stab away until the part of your brain that registers “stupid” is rendered no longer capable of processing incoming synapses. With that said, you can view this video here:

Asians in the Library: UCLA Rant (Original Uncut Video) and Apology

Now don’t you feel like your IQ just went down a few points? The positive side to this, however, is that the discrimination and moronic activity of Ditzy Dipshit spawned another, quite outstanding video made by YouTube user “jimmy” in response to Miss Wallace’s inexplicable display of feeble-mindedness. I cannot in mere words properly describe the hilarity, effort, talent and particularly skillful sound and video editing with which “jimmy” responded, so please, do yourself a great favor, and watch it in its entirety here:

Ching Chong! Asians in the Library Song (Response to UCLA's Alexandra Wallace)

That man is a fucking satirical genius. Wouldn’t you agree?

And apparently, Miss Wallace’s video has garnered such hostile rebuttals, up to and including death threats, that she “decided” to drop out of UCLA for fear of  her own safety. Isn’t that just a horrible damn shame. This is why people should have to pass an IQ test before being allowed to breed. Seriously. I actually fully endorse this.

Congratulations, Alexandra Wallace, former UCLA student, you’re a freakin’ retard.

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