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Epic Meal Time Tuesday Doesn’t Disappoint This Week! Bacon, Bitches, Booze and… a Bazooka? Oh Hell Yeah!

Jul. 19 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Tuesday comes around again my friends, and after weeks of preparing myself for disappointment, imagine my surprise when I check my YouTube subscriptions and find an episode of Epic Meal Time that does not disappoint! After being let down by the last few episodes, I must admit I’m totally “blown away” by the creative genius of this one. (Har har. You’ll get it when you watch the video.) I mean seriously, who would think of making a fast food-kabob on the end of a freakin’ rifle bayonet?

In this episode you’ve got bacon, you’ve got bitches, you’ve got booze, and you’ve even got a fucking bazooka! Potato? Nah, motherfucker, that shit’s a grenade! Add to this mix one crazy, heavily armed Russian and you’ve got a video that screams EPIC WIN. After all, what goes better together than bacon, guns, booze, and girls? I can’t think of a more awesome combination to fill up six minutes of interweb dicking-around time. Can you? I didn’t think so… MusclesGlases, now with more gun. Fuckin’ smart!

Russian Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

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After Weeks of Disappointment… EPIC MEAL TIME BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!

Jun. 28 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

After weeks upon weeks of a complete lack of inspiration to write anything, and nothing in the news catching my interest in really any way at all, I finally have something to post about. And it just so happens on Epic Meal Time Tuesday.

I make it no secret that for nearly a month I’ve been sorely disappointed in the new episodes of Epic Meal Time coming out every Tuesday, especially last week’s garish flaunting of drunken debauchery. Not that I’m anywhere against drunken debauchery, just that there’s a time and place, and it’s place is not on Epic Meal Time, unless it involves some fucking meat and a shitload of bacon. So, with that said, this week’s episode finally came to the rescue of what I almost thought was a crumbling franchise. In it there is comedy, drinking, hot bitches, Jack Daniel’s, sexy saaaawceah, some Steven Seagal-esque neck snapping, and retarded amounts of unhealthy consumption of bacon and in general. You’ve brought me back my faith, Epic Meal Time, and for that I thank you.

For now…

Fast Food Meatloaf – Epic Meal Time

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Tuesday Comes Again, Greaslings. Hater, Whatchu Know About Selection??

Apr. 19 celebrity, Comedy, culture, Epic Meal Time, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Another Tuesday has come to pass, fellow bacon-engorged, crazy-Canadian-loving, Jack-Daniel’s-swilling fans of the greatest cooking show on the planet earth, and this means only one thing: Yet another fantastic episode of Epic Meal Time is upon us!

This week, the crew of Epic Meal Time is zeroed in on a delicious and versatile staple of at least the North American food supply, also commonly found in British households, and even the Caribbean- the great and tasty combination of macaroni and cheese. A dish dating back as far as medieval 14th century England called Makerouns, it’s evolved into many different variations and fantastical concoctions over the centuries. Especially involving bacon. But these guys aren’t cooking up any ordinary mac & cheese, they go all out to spice it up so many ways it’ll make your silly little head spin. We’re talking hot dogs, extra cheese, bacon & hot sauce. There’s some bacon & meat-wrapped hot dogs, deep fried over mac & cheese. There’s even poutine mac & cheese, chock full of cheese curds & tasty gravy. And my personal favorite the Hebrew mac & cheese, with cream cheese and lox. Yeah, you get your Jew on, mac & cheese. And that’s only the main courses, just wait till dessert, haters. It’ll blow your mind.

Maximum Mac & Cheese – Epic Meal Time

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Mortal Kombat: Legacy – Doesn’t Suck a Fat, Hard One Like All the Other Live-Action Attempts!

Apr. 14 comics, geek, movies, sourbrains, video, video games, YouTube Comments

So check this out… Warner Bros. apparently bought the rights, or bought out the Midway video game company, or they changed their name to NetherRealm Studios after filing for Chapter 11 or something, I don’t really know the entire story, but the point is they’re making a pretty decent run at re-vamping the Mortal Kombat franchise with a new addition to the previously pretty pathetic attempts at live-action adaptations, called “Mortal Kombat: Legacy.” This is for all of your Mortal Kombat nerds out there, (yeah, you know who you are, Mr. I-know-all-the-fatalities-by-heart.) You probably already know well that the newest installment of Mortal Kombat (9, I think?) is set to come out this year, so while you’re waiting, go check out this pretty awesome, TV-MA-rated (violent, vulgar & bloody, my favorite!) web series that the company is releasing.

It’s well worth the watch, it’s really engaging, and if you’ve got a good streaming connection speed, jack it up to at least the 720p HD setting and watch it on full-screen mode. Get the full bang for your well, I guess ISP’s buck and fullscreen that bitch. The first installment is roughly 11 minutes long (minus the credits,) and is pretty goddamn badass. If you loved Mortal Kombat as a kid, but hated those cheesy-ass live-action campy-ass films they made circa 1995 and 1997, then you’ll love this. People reduced to splattered mess, explosions, guns-a-blazin, robotic armor. Good shit. And the next one’s set to drop next week! Oh the joy, the rapture!

Mortal Kombat: Legacy – Ep. 1: Jax, Sonya and Kano (Part 1)

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It’s Tuesday Again, Haters – Where Your Lamb Heads At??

Apr. 12 celebrity, Comedy, culture, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Yet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.

This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera, it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.