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Epic Meal Time – Bringing It to the Great Outdoors… With Liquor and Bacon!

Sep. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Another Tuesday is upon us, greaslings! And with it comes another titillating episode of the web’s greatest, most ridiculous cooking show of all time! This week the boys of EMT bring it down and dirty, camping style. They venture outside to get crunked out and inspired by the culinary delights around the campfire. But not too far outside, ’cause they got tweets, to tweet, goddammit! If you love s’mores, gaze and be amazed at how they so unceremoniously bastardize, violate and sodomize your favorite campfire treat!

Big Stupid S'More! – Epic Meal Time

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Bacon & Birds, Hater! Also, What Dogs Do When You’re Not Around…

Jul. 27 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, Epic Meal Time, Jenna Marbles, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Epic Meal Time had a little trouble uploading their video this week so I’m bringing this debacle of edible debauchery to you a day late, hater. You’re gonna watch it, and you’re gonna like it. This week we’ve got more birds than Alfred Hitchcock could even dream up, dripping in a selection of custom dreamed up saaaaawwwwwces and cooked up with a custom bacon wrap tighter than the turban on Bin Laden’s head before a Navy S.E.A.L. blasted a few kindly how-do-you-do’s made of lead through it and left his grey matter all over the wall. Remember kids: bacon, way more tasty than grey matter.

Pigs n' Poultry – Epic Meal Time

Also, my favorite internet video blogger and all around fine looking female Jenna Marbles takes the time to show us what exactly it is that her dogs do when she’s not around. Stock broker? Poop smeller? Playing all kinds of dress-up when nobody’s looking? Cameo as the giant alien monster in that wreck of a movie Cloverfield? You be the judge in this Wednesday’s Jenna Marbles video, which could arguably be her most stupid and possibly uninspired one yet.

What Dogs Do When You're Not Home

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Epic Meal Time Tuesday Doesn’t Disappoint This Week! Bacon, Bitches, Booze and… a Bazooka? Oh Hell Yeah!

Jul. 19 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, firearms, social media, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Tuesday comes around again my friends, and after weeks of preparing myself for disappointment, imagine my surprise when I check my YouTube subscriptions and find an episode of Epic Meal Time that does not disappoint! After being let down by the last few episodes, I must admit I’m totally “blown away” by the creative genius of this one. (Har har. You’ll get it when you watch the video.) I mean seriously, who would think of making a fast food-kabob on the end of a freakin’ rifle bayonet?

In this episode you’ve got bacon, you’ve got bitches, you’ve got booze, and you’ve even got a fucking bazooka! Potato? Nah, motherfucker, that shit’s a grenade! Add to this mix one crazy, heavily armed Russian and you’ve got a video that screams EPIC WIN. After all, what goes better together than bacon, guns, booze, and girls? I can’t think of a more awesome combination to fill up six minutes of interweb dicking-around time. Can you? I didn’t think so… MusclesGlases, now with more gun. Fuckin’ smart!

Russian Meal Time – Epic Meal Time

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Recipes Every Epic Italian Should Know | Hater, Get Your Pasta On!

Jun. 14 celebrity, Comedy, cooking, culture, Epic Meal Time, health, how-to, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

Comin’ at you with another episode of Epic Meal Time worthy of propagating along the avenues of the interwebs. This week the boys get their Italian “Masta Pasta” skills on with some truly epic Italian-inspired creations; or should I say… abominations.

I don’t know about you, but I’ve never seen a bacon-weave manicotti, and it sure looks friggin’ good. Throw in some raviolis, some tortellinis, all hand-made and encased in bacon-infused pasta dough, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for the holy land of epic Italian meals. Oh, and of course you can’t forget the Jack Daniel’s, it really ties the whole meal together. Get EPIC!

Masta Pasta – Epic Meal Time

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Ever Wondered How the Dark Ones Cook Their Pad Thai? Wonder No More: Vegan Black Metal Chef!

May. 13 Comedy, cooking, culture, educational, health, how-to, music, sourbrains, stupid, video, YouTube Comments

It's not just for carnivores in corpse paint anymore...

Every once in a while something on the interwebz comes along that grabs my short attention span and lengthens it slightly. As a fan of alternative cooking “shows” I felt I must share something I found via my friend Ryan’s keen eye for awesomeness with the rest of the masses of the SourBrains/Twitter/Facebook communities. Though not a vegan myself or anything even closely resembling one, I think this guy deserves some exposure based on his selection of epic cutlery alone. And what better to go along with a nutty, tangy, tasty noodle dish from the exotic far east than the abrasive, devil-centric blastbeat music from the black murky depths of the Scandinavian wastelands. This gentleman, or perhaps this underworld demon wearing a human skin-suit, has combined the two into this seamless creation.

I therefore give you: Vegan Black Metal Chef!

Vegan Black Metal Chef Episode 1 Pad Thai