Yet another Tuesday is upon us, my friends, and that means another installment of my favorite cooking show, Epic Meal Time.
This week’s episode features Harley and his drunken comrades engaging in a beastly reconstruction of Frankenstein-like magnitude. Delving into the ancient myths and legends of the Greeks and Romans known for their own insatiable hungers for pleasures of the flesh, (awhutup, animal flesh?) what emerges from this week’s intensely mythical episode is equal parts beautiful, meaty and terrifying. Brother to the Lernaean Hydra, the Nemean Lion, the Sphinx, the Ladon, and the Chimera, it is truly a beast capable of guarding the fiery gates of hell itself from which no wicked soul will escape, fool.
The Hell Hound of Goatflesh and Bacon, Bitch.
Now go! Do not be afraid, ye mere mortals! Do not avert your eyes to this otherworldly abomination!
And always remember: Pay the proper respect to the SAUCE BOSS, bitch.
