This week’s edition of the Jenna Marbles webisodes really solidified my love/hate relationship with drunk white girls. Or just drunk girls in general. One the one hand they’re sloppy, stumbling, disheveled and generally pathetic messes of mascara and eyeliner running down their faces while they bawl their eyes out about some boy who rejected them six months ago. On the other hand, a lot of times they feel inspired to take their clothes off for the entertainment of the male population nearby. I don’t know what that may say about some underlying daddy issues from their pasts, but as a male, it’s generally quite enjoyable. Especially if she’s not your girlfriend and you don’t even know the girl, much less have to talk to her.
With that said, here is Jenna Marbles’ take on drunken white girls at the club, I found it quite amusing, accurate, and true-to-form of her insightful journeys into the minds and psyches of the humans around us. Enjoy!